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kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 


I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

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"I find that most people worth knowing are fucked up in some way or another."
Jonathan Tropper (via barelyavirgo)

(Source: 366quotes, via highgradelove)

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my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
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godheadcomplex:

if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

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legolast:

my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”

(via motheroflesbians)

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imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not

(Source: elzhhs, via raismanbitches)

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